Banana Boy Productions has been on quite a long hiatus as you may or may have not noticed. At the moment we are working with our creditors to make our flow more liquid, and keeping our books balanced. We have been forced to lay off several employees, and kill many others for the life insurance policies. We relocated to an undisclosed location in the southeastern part of the country, to avoid some of our less than satisfied investors. We have now returned, just in time to save the economy from turning into an even bigger shit storm than it already is. It is bad times ladies and gentlemen. Strippers having to refinance their tits, school bullies not understanding the idea of inflation, asking why they need to either beat up two american children or one european child to break even, it is madness.
I have come up with a solution to at least one segment of the economy: sports. My planned reorganization of all major sporting sanctioning bodies is rather quite simple, turn them all into forced child labor camps. We already get our clothes and electronics from children of the third world, might as well get our sporting entertainment from them. It is astonishing that in a down economy, baseball players are still making the 8 figures a year. This is only encouraged by the average Joe asshole who pays $50 for a ticket to see said overpaid ball player, at the stadium that Joe Asshole paid for in tax dollars. The solution is simple, pay 11 year asian children $10 a week to play baseball, cut ticket prices by 90%, and you still have yourself a profitable business. Considering that the average baseball fan is drunk by the 6st inning, he won't know the difference, and might find joy from yelling obscenities at little asian children.
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