Thursday, May 15, 2008

History for Dummies soon to hit the shelves



The market experts at Banana Boy Books (which has the slogan of "we be illiterate but we knows our alliteration") have found a new demographic to sell to. The market is known as the tabula rasa witless Neocon Republicans who enjoy red meat like a wolverine in heat. Our market research was conducted by viewing the behavior of low rent talk show radio host Kevin James. Mr. James was the unfortunate guest of Chris Matthews this evening, and this was the result http://thinkprogress.org/2008/05/15/kevin-james-appeaser/. Displays such as these don't need to happen folks. Poor Mr. James looked foolish, screaming on top of his lungs, turning red in the face, and not knowing the difference between diplomacy and appeasement.

As a result of the many syndicated conservative radio talkers who are out there, and their many "fans" who have a blood lust to just blow up anything they don't understand, we at Banana Boy Books have decided to partner with the Dummies© brand to release History for Dummies books geared towards simple minded Neocons. These books will have pop out pictures and an audio version for those like Bill O'Reilly that cannot read words off a teleprompter let alone read a book. These books will teach valuable lessons in such words such as nuance, diplomacy, graft, double talk, and other concepts that this group of people have not been able to comprehend for several years. In light of Mr. James's soon to be explosive youtube celebrity appeal, I will send him an advance copy, so he can hopefully write a forward.

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